Cheater Scanner AI is wild, bro. You point it at somebody and suddenly their whole relationship résumé pops up like a PowerPoint presentation you didn’t ask for 😭. I aimed it at my homie and it instantly flashed: “This man has been ‘liking’ pics from 2017 at 3 a.m., high risk detected.” 💀 Next slide: “Excuse sent: ‘My phone died’ – used 48 times this month.” Like damn, I didn’t know his excuses had a monthly subscription plan. The scanner don’t lie either—it beeps like a smoke alarm every time