I’m not sure when it became a thing to say all mustaches were cool, but that’s sort of where we are now. But it’s just a lie told to you by Big Mustache. They’re not all cool. Some are. Most aren’t.

Lyft may be overshadowed by its bigger cousin Uber, but there has always been one thing decidedly big about Lyft: its giant, furry pink mustache. Soon, however, the oversized wooly pink car grill ...